Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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