Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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