what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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