if you like me you must not know who I am
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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