idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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