I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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