oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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