For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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