do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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