I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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