i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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