It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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