I wanna bring you to show and tell
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have feelings that need drinking.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
