I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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