People with herpes should wear stickers.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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