It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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