i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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