just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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