Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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