So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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