I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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