So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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