Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
