I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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