As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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