The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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