But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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