where am i from again
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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