Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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