i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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