He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
time to smoke my breakfast
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
