Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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