Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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