she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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