There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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