She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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