how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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