I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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