if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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