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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.

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  like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat

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• (713): View more from Texas

  He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...

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• (408): View more from California

  I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.

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• (585): View more from New York

  The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.

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• (415): View more from California

  I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.

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