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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together

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(917): View more from New York City

It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.

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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked

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(415): View more from California

get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing

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(410): View more from Maryland

I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.

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(217): View more from Illinois

When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.

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