They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.