I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet