Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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