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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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