My room smells like vodka and shame
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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