Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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