I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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