This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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