strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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