nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Do plants get herpes?
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