Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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