Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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