she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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