I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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