i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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