Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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