So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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